Thursday, April 23, 2009

Minesweeper

I am the fucking best at sweeping mines.

I am going to drop out of college and just sweep mines for a living.

Beginner: 13 Seconds
Intermediate: 72 seconds
Advanced: 240 seconds

Try to beat that just try!
if you do beat it congratulations you're just an asshole who wants to break a young girl's heart.

Happy Take a Chance Day everyone!

Love,
Veronica

p.s. i reeally want some brownies

Friday, March 20, 2009

I love you Scooby


I skipped class today to watch Scooby-Doo. It was a good decision.

Scooby Doo has always been my absolute favorite cartoon, my first crush ever was on shaggy which i think is a pretty accurate depiction of how i would feel about guys later in life. Instead of the fashionable, attractive, and intelligent Fred, i liked the goofy dirty fool who eats dog food. Scooby Snacks must be packed full of amphetamines and cocaine; have you seen the way they get crazy perky and cracked out from "dog food"?? I really wish life could just be as nice as it is on Scooby Doo. I would love to be a member of the gang traveling across the country solving easy ass mysteries while never having to work and staying at hotels for free as long as you can help get rid of the swamp creature that's scaring away customers. Velma and Fred usually do all the work anyway, shaggy just eats and hangs out with his dog and Daphne...I actually have no clue what the fuck she does.

There are never any issues or problems with their lives either. There's no episode where Velma's uncle is in a terrible accident or where Fred gets Daphne preggers. I think i'm gonna try to convince some people to drop out of school with me, get a dog and just drive around in a van solving mysteries, taking amphetamines, and ridding the world of banshees and ghosts. Plus we'd get to have groovy background music playing all the time.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

I am Going to an Anime Convention


I really
Am disappointed with
Myself here. I swear I'm not a
Greasy haired nerd
Obsessing over half dressed prepubescent
Ivory skinned girls. That's really
Not me at all. So I'd like to explain myself. I'm only
Going because my good friend
Tom insists that it will be better than Christmas and my birthday and an
Orgasm combined. And that
All day you just walk around getting drunk and making fun of
Nerdy boys dressed up as
Anime characters.
Now, this combines two of my favorite things to do, spend an entire weekend
Intoxicated and be the bitch that i am and
Make fun of people. Also the
Event would be free, so it's not like i'm spending
Cash money to go to some anime freak show. The
Opportunities to laugh seem
Never ending by the way tom describes it. There is this
Virtual dating game that some guys play there where they talk to a computer like it's a girl. There is
Even a seminar on how to talk to women! So don't worry friends, I haven't turned into a
Nerd. I just want
To get drunk all day, stay
In a hotel, and make fun
Of greasy haired and perverted
Nerds.

I don't even watch anime.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

fuck

i hate all boys minus my friend jimmy john and the host of the soup

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

fuck anime

I watched this shit high last night.

No one in the world is as happy as these two mother fuckers. It's really depressing. All they do is laugh, even when they're just doing chores like pumping water.

This has been a really really terrible day.
I don't ever want to get out of bed again.
I wish i were smarter.
I wish I had a home that i could go to without having to pay rent.
this is the emoest post ever.
I like simple sentences.
fuck.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Mixing up the Mancala beads

I wish that everyone could learn to appreciate everyone for who they are. I try very hard to not be judgmental of people and not to dislike anyone without reason. There is a lot of hate for no reason in our society because of jealousy and differences in appearance and economic status. Chicago taught me an important lesson this weekend; some people can't appreciate and enjoy they beauty in our world, instead of exploring the world and discovering the incredible feeling of a flower or a cheetah print wallet, instead of taking in the immense size of a highway sign to milwaukee or the chicago skyline they'd rather just stay in their own little comfortable and safe apartment making fun of people who they're jealous of and don't understand.
This is NOT a good quality in a person. It's an awful thing to hate. I met a man waiting for the el who was very strongly opinionated about hate and racism. There are both blacks and whites who hate the opposite skin color just for the color of their skin. Nobody wants to be hated. He said he'd rather be called a dumb ass mother fucker to his face then for someone to tell him they just straight up hated him. I thought this was extremely profound but that might have just been because i was on drugs.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Gone Daddy Gone

In Psychology we recently were learning about Erik Erikson's stages of psychosocial development.
people aged 12-19 are supposed to be in the adolescent stage which is where you face identity versus role confusion. this is when you're sposed to find out who you are and what your passions are and who you want to be and shit like that. Well most of my friends and myself are nearing the end of that stage but i'm not sure if we've developed our identity yet. what happens if you don't make the deadline? will you be stuck in role confusion forever? I've never really felt like there wasn't enough time left but now i do. when i talk to people my age i feel like most of them don't know themselves anymore; they don't know what they want to be, what they like to do, or even who they are. So many don't even think they're interesting people anymore. Is this how people this age have always been? Or is it just us.

Erik Erikson is an old fart anyway...and who the fuck is named Erik Erikson? does he think he's Robin Robinson or something? speaking of robin robinson....I just found out that one of my good friends here who i hang out with every single weekend is Robin Robinson's daughter...how weird is that.

She was telling me how Jeff Jordan who I also know and also goes to my school was hitting on her and telling her how they should hook up since they both have famous chicago parents.

U of I is weird.