The Secret Life of Public Restrooms

Up until college, the only public buildings i've ever really been in were high school, and like a walgreens or Jewel, or restaurant. It was always very easy to find the bathroom, you just ask the waitress and she directs you to the women's bathroom and the men's is always right next door.

BUT ALL OTHER BUILDINGS ARE DIFFERENT!
In these whack ass lecture halls, the bathrooms are almost never right next to each other! they're sometimes even on different floors!

what was i saying? this True Life is getting real as hell...

Right, whack ass buildings, so since these architects, for some bizarro reason, decided that having men's and women's bathrooms far as hell from each other was more aesthetically pleasing, i really think they put in some extra effort and did some really sophisticated research to help decide where to place these seperate restrooms. Everytime i ever need to go to the bathroom, BOOM, Women's, it's right there. Most buildings i can't even find the men's bathroom if i try, like in the dining hall where i work, when i get bored i look around for it...no where to be found. mother fucking invisible, like the room of requirement. People think that Harry Potter shit is magical, but invisible rooms that can only be found by people who need them already exist in the form of publc restrooms. The only building that fucked up is the Transportation building, they screwed up, the women's is impossible to find. It's pretty rough when you're in lecture crazy hungover and have to throw up and are forced to use the men's.....very shameful.

I just don't understand why they put all this money and research to engineer this advanced technology but then never keep the bathrooms clean.