Dogs are cool.

Dog 1

Dog 2

Dog 3

Dog 4

Dog 5

That's all I have to say.

Hrmm

I should update this

Mommy Look, It's sucking on my nipple!

First there were baby dolls, then there were baby dolls with bottles, and now we've finally taken that extra step, baby dolls that breastfeed.

Spain has recently released Bebe Gloton, a baby doll that comes complete with a Bra halter for girls to wear with flower petal nipples so that their fake baby can pretend to suck milk out of their fake prepubescent teats.

To me this is FUCKED UP!!

I mean many people are defending the doll saying how it's completely natural to breastfeed and that girls should understand that, and i understand that point of view and also agree with breastfeeding completely.....but this is not the time for young girls to get that lesson...

Girls don't even fully understand what their boobies are for at this age, i mean we don't even teach sex ed until after they've been flastchestly feeding these babies for a good 5 years. In my opinion these dolls were created by pedophiles in disguise as titty lovers. If a doll can suck on your nipple, why not a creepy grown ass man? I just feel like this shit will confuse girls when they're this young.

Maybe i've just been watching too much Law and Order:SVU recently....


Next thing you know more pedophiles in disguise will come out of the woodwork offering "pretend" breast exams to little girls saying how it's promoting women's health and teaching girls a good lesson.

A Tribute to "Holding Moments"

Things Veronica's drunken boyfriend said:

When asked if he was asleep:
"You'll never fall asleep again, I promise."

Out of nowhere:
"Look at the halfscreen, everyone is wearing robes!"
"Everyone has that type of phone. People just walk in with their homes."
"Are you sleeping through the evolution tomorrow baby?"

He sits up out of nowhere so we naturally ask what he's doing:
"I'm waiting for it to fucking scroll down for me. It eliminates all other competition."

In response to seeing me text:
"What are you telling your country bumpkin?!?!"

What do you want to do?:
"Yeah sounds fine." (what sounds fine?) "whatever you said." (what did i say?) "something about cupcakes."

Promise me you won't die:
"Don't worry not in the car." (Stevie we're not in the car.) "Oh did you get the gate open?" (Stevie, we've been in your apartment for the past two hours.) (opens eyes) "How did you get in here?!?!?!"

Diagnosis:

Wernicke's aphasia, Dementia, Alcoholism

The Secret Life of Public Restrooms

Up until college, the only public buildings i've ever really been in were high school, and like a walgreens or Jewel, or restaurant. It was always very easy to find the bathroom, you just ask the waitress and she directs you to the women's bathroom and the men's is always right next door.

BUT ALL OTHER BUILDINGS ARE DIFFERENT!
In these whack ass lecture halls, the bathrooms are almost never right next to each other! they're sometimes even on different floors!

what was i saying? this True Life is getting real as hell...

Right, whack ass buildings, so since these architects, for some bizarro reason, decided that having men's and women's bathrooms far as hell from each other was more aesthetically pleasing, i really think they put in some extra effort and did some really sophisticated research to help decide where to place these seperate restrooms. Everytime i ever need to go to the bathroom, BOOM, Women's, it's right there. Most buildings i can't even find the men's bathroom if i try, like in the dining hall where i work, when i get bored i look around for it...no where to be found. mother fucking invisible, like the room of requirement. People think that Harry Potter shit is magical, but invisible rooms that can only be found by people who need them already exist in the form of publc restrooms. The only building that fucked up is the Transportation building, they screwed up, the women's is impossible to find. It's pretty rough when you're in lecture crazy hungover and have to throw up and are forced to use the men's.....very shameful.

I just don't understand why they put all this money and research to engineer this advanced technology but then never keep the bathrooms clean.

Heart=Broken

MIKE CLARK IS A LITTLE ASSHOLE.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO THESE GAMES THREE:

-BOGGLE
-CLUE
-40 HATS FOR 40 CATS

Minesweeper

I am the fucking best at sweeping mines.

I am going to drop out of college and just sweep mines for a living.

Beginner: 13 Seconds
Intermediate: 72 seconds
Advanced: 240 seconds

Try to beat that just try!
if you do beat it congratulations you're just an asshole who wants to break a young girl's heart.

Happy Take a Chance Day everyone!

Love,
Veronica

p.s. i reeally want some brownies